She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.

Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.

But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,

Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.

So I said, Slap that and ride the ripples,

I just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.

Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins,

she was a mound of flesh.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,

Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,

Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?

Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.



I knew that she wanted me to shag her,

so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger.

I couldn't believe the size of her bum,

She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,

But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.



Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,

Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,

Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,

Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,

She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,

She's like a lump of lard

But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.